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Seme-Uke-Test

Habe da einen lustigen "Seme-Uke-Test" gefunden...

Seme-Uke-Test

Ich steh ja nit so auf yaoi und yuri, aber der Test ist ganz witzig (und recht harmlos und deshalb hoffentlich noch CLAMP-Board tauglich ). Noch zur Erklärung (falls nötig^^): seme ist der aktivere/dominantere und uke der passivere/unterwürfigere Partner, hauptsächlich (aber nicht nur) in yaoi Beziehungen... o.O Am Schluss von dem Test kommt übrigens noch eine URL zum Verlinken.


Ich mach mal den Anfang: Ich bin "Unschuldiger Uke" *omg*


You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

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Saigo kamoshirenai darou. Dakara, zenbu hanashite okitainda.

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

passen wohl nich zusammen hideki tut mir leid XD
und ja würd ich auf yaoi stehn würds wohl ungefähr zustimmen XDDDDD

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Habe den Test mal gemacht und kann aber im nachhinein sagen, dass ich ihn etwas bescheuert finde.

Naja jedenfalls bin ich:


You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

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"Let me be with you..."

Alle antworten zu 100% ehrlich.
Ich mag sowas und das quiz war voll funny
hab ma nen andren gemacht da war ich gothic lolita *meow* hihi


You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

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Loli excavation team digs deep, finds [trouser] snakes

Basically, our resident Loli molester invented a rape machine which allows you to mass rape the lolis at LP

Laut DaDude, einem Loli Experten:
"Die wohl beste erfindung unseres Jahrhunderts!"

Saharie Naturita

Naja, das Bild von Fifth ist etwas fragwürdig, die anderen sind OK.

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"Wagt nicht uns vorzuschreiben, was wir
denken und sagen dürfen. Wir sind das Volk. Ihr sollt uns repräsentieren, nicht kommandieren. Denn ihr lebt von unserem Geld, nicht wir von eurem!" (Jürgen W. Möllemann)

Auf Bitte von DaDude:


You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Mfg aiR

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The White Trousers - Sweet Goodbyes

^,.,^ Vampire 4 eva ^,.,^

ich hätte dich eig eher so romantic eingestuft^^

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Loli excavation team digs deep, finds [trouser] snakes

Basically, our resident Loli molester invented a rape machine which allows you to mass rape the lolis at LP

Laut DaDude, einem Loli Experten:
"Die wohl beste erfindung unseres Jahrhunderts!"

Saharie Naturita

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.


hmm.. hoffe habs richtig gepostet ^^, also...irgendwie hab ich das erwartet tja...vielleicht mehr Don't Fuck With Me...aber sonst stimmts ^^

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was für ein Mann ist ein Mann,der nicht die Welt verbessert!

Als Bild hab ich wohl selbiges wie fifth, aufgrund der von mir bereits erwähnten bedenklichen Anstößigkeit habe ich mich auf den Text reduziert:

You are a Don't F*** With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.

Die markierten Stellen reflektieren mich besonders, der Text scheint mir echt fast perfekt zugeschnitten (mal von dem sadistischen abgesehen xD) Bin beeindruckt, cooler Test

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"Wagt nicht uns vorzuschreiben, was wir
denken und sagen dürfen. Wir sind das Volk. Ihr sollt uns repräsentieren, nicht kommandieren. Denn ihr lebt von unserem Geld, nicht wir von eurem!" (Jürgen W. Möllemann)

joa ich find den auch cool gemacht
hab danach noch einen geamcht, der hat gesu***. 200 Fragen und so ne kack antwort -.- wenn sollte das witzig gestaltet sein das am ende was cooles bei rauskommt wenn das schon so zeitaufwendig ist.

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Loli excavation team digs deep, finds [trouser] snakes

Basically, our resident Loli molester invented a rape machine which allows you to mass rape the lolis at LP

Laut DaDude, einem Loli Experten:
"Die wohl beste erfindung unseres Jahrhunderts!"

Saharie Naturita

stimmt, wenn du den auf deutsch meinst der is wirklich primitiv
wie bei anime geht halt nichts über das original, also besser beim einzig wahren seme-uke-test vom ersten beitrag bleiben sag ich ma

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Saigo kamoshirenai darou. Dakara, zenbu hanashite okitainda.

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

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genau wie ich^^ (naja nur das ich nen junge bin und sich das schon komisch anhören mag, aber ich steh dazu^^)

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Loli excavation team digs deep, finds [trouser] snakes

Basically, our resident Loli molester invented a rape machine which allows you to mass rape the lolis at LP

Laut DaDude, einem Loli Experten:
"Die wohl beste erfindung unseres Jahrhunderts!"

Saharie Naturita

So, hab den Test mal wieder gemacht weil meine Persönlichkeit sich in letzter Zeit extrem geändert hat bei gewissen Dingen.


You are a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.
Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

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